Caboose’s Guide To Finding Your Home | Red vs. Blue

Caboose’s Guide To Finding Your Home | Red vs. Blue


Hello again. I am… … NOT… … in need of an introduction. Thank you. I’m here to talk to you today about: Finding a home. If you are a hermit crab, Congratulations. YOU FOUND IT!! Heeeey. No. No. Noooooooo. Everyone’s first home… …is the same. The place where you just kind of sort of appear. With some random people. If you see another home nearby, those people are NEIGHBORS! YAAAY! It’s normal to be a little spooked by new people. But after a few barbecues, shindigs, and exchanging gifts, you’ll find that underneath it all, you have… COMMON GROUND! Yay, common ground. Home is a title that can be moved around. Much like bed time, favorite color, or best and most alive frends. But, wherever you go, make sure that you pack the most important thing that you need to get along in life: Ketchup. I am deadly serious. This has happened to me. DO NOT FORGET YOUR KETCHUP. Your second most valuable possession is friendliness. Finding your home is easy. But making a home means connecting with folks around you. Even if some of them are total butts. Home is a little different for everyone. If you ask a dictionary, it’ll say: “A place where you live permanently with-” Wait, huh? “Permanently”? That can’t be right. We change homes like crazy. A- Alright, so wait. Home was all of these places? Are we ALL home? Is home… … me? NEAT! That’s… … not… That is NOT what I meant. Stinky. We’re both those things. Alright. That is a lot of pressure, Caboose. You’re like the heart of the team! RIGHT! How does he do it? Aww, guys. Come on. I don’t know about “amazing.” Nobody said “amazing.” Why am I British? So don’t try and find a home You can make one just like so Be a friendly place where people feel less alone! Or be a hermit crab… OH NO! NO! NOOOOoooo…