東京03 – 「スマイルハウジング」 / 『第5回 東京03単独ライブ 「傘買って雨上がる」』より [English subtitles/中文字幕]

東京03 – 「スマイルハウジング」 / 『第5回 東京03単独ライブ 「傘買って雨上がる」』より [English subtitles/中文字幕]


“Smile Housing” Hello. – Welcome.
– Are you looking for an apartment? – Yes.
– Please have a seat. What are your conditions? A one room studio about 50,000 yen
and close to the station. Around 50,000-yen …
better have a bathtub right? Right. And I hope I got a lot of sunlight. Well, it might be difficult. Okay.. What’s going on? I see. Let me handle this. Ah-hah – Hi, My name is Kakuta. Nice to meet you.
– Nice to meet you, too. – Have you visited any other office already?
– Yes, about three to four. – How was it?
– I couldn’t find anything. It may be difficult to find 50,000-yen level,
but I can take care of it. Seriously? – Let’s find one together.
– Yes, please. I believe there was a perfect one. – Really?
– Yes, this one. Not too spacious but it’s close to the station,
and gets a lot of sunlight. That’s good.
How much is the rent? It’s 63,000-yen… – But I can make the price lower.
– Are you serious!? – How about 59,000-yen?
– That’s totally fine. The landlord is well understood,
so I think it is easy to negotiate. That’s great. Thank you. Sure. Let me call the landlord. Hopefully just initial cost is not too expensive…
I’ll try to make those price lower too. – Thank you.
– No problem at all,this is my job. I’m glad that I came here. Hello, This is Kakuta from Smile-Housing.
I wanna ask about Green-Hights room 102. Is it possible to lower the room’s rent to 59,000-yen? Okay, I see. Thanks a lot. Nope! Oh, I see. This apartment looks available, How do you think? This place is a bit far to the station than last one, but it’s much more spacious,
it comes with a loft. Sounds nice. Enough storage space,
and you can get lots of sunshine. How much for the rent? It’s 64,000-yen. Isn’t that higher than the last one? – This place is definitely negotiable.
– Really? Because no one rent the room for a while, so the landlords offer lower rent to make the contract. So this apartment can be 59,000…
58,000-yen! Seriously! – Is it Okay for you?
– Of course. – Okay,let’s move forward with that.
– Please. Hopefully just initial cost is not too expensive… Hello,
this is Kakuta from Smile-Housing. Let me ask about Corp. Fujisawa room 201.
Yes, about the rent. How about 58,000-yen? Okay. OH I see… I understand. No, Sorry! Oh, I see. So….. – Hey Kakuta.
– Yes. I’ll be back in a sec. Did you organize the files
that I asked you yesterday? I’m sorry I don’t even start. What? You said you can do it. I’m sorry, this is my fault. Of course it is! – Sorry.
– Come on. Sorry for the wait!
Where were we? Not started anything yet. It’s difficult isn’t it? Don’t worry. How about this one? Beautiful appearance, all corner suite.
And well soundproofed. – How much for the rent?
– 69,000-yen. I said 50,000-yen level. I can make it lower.
How about 59,000-yen? That’s no problem though. Okay, good. – Are you sure?
– I’m sure. But this says it’s brand-new.
Will it be 50,000-yen level? But I need to tell how much you like
this apartment to the landlord, It is unacceptable to change your mind
once the rent discounted. If the rent goes lower,
that’s totally fine. Okay, perfect.
Can I go on that place? Yes. Hopefully just initial cost is not too expensive… Hello, this is Kakuta from Smile-Housing Sun-Hights room 201,
about rent, like 59,000-yen, Excuse me? Hello? He hung up. – Which means “No” right?
– I’m afraid… – Hey, Kakuta.
– Yes? Excuse me one second. Yes sir? Hey, you ordered my food?
It hasn’t arrived yet. I was about to do it right now. Don’t lie to me.
What the hell can you do? Don’t be cool.
Don’t act like you are capable of things. – I’m sorry,this is my fault.
– I know! It’s definitely your fault! Stop showing off!! – I’ll do it right now.
– That’s enough. I’ll do it. Would you order vegetable noodle for me? How come can you say that to me!? I’m sorry. Excuse me,Where were we? Not even started. Ah okay. Then leave it to me. Are you showing off? No, I’m not. Why? I heard that you are. No no, I’m not. Are you sure you can find the place?
In this condition? Sure I can!
It’s difficult but trust me. You are keep saying that,
but still nothing. It is not that easy… If there is no chance. And you just trying to show off, I will leave here. This is just wasting my time! May I help you sir? He is showing off!! That’s way too enough ! I’m sorry. Do what you have to do. What happened to you sir? – Are’nt you just showing off?
– No, I’m not. – Can you find it?
– Yes. So just tell me if its unavailable! What is your arm doing? – Then this one.
– I’m sorry? I found one. It’s a five-story mansion,
and the room is on the fifth floor! Corner suite, a perfect sunlight. – How much
– 84,000-yen. I said 50,000-yen level! – I can make it lower!
– That’s enough. – Again, How much?
– 84,000-yen. – To how much?
– 54,000-yen, sir. No way! Now you are getting reckless. Everything for you, sir. Excuse me! This guy started pretending capable again! Who the hell are you! I’m sorry. If you act stupid once again,
I’ll break your silly glasses by my glasses! I see. God damn silly glass fool. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Please don’t tell on me. Is he okay? Super scary. That’s why. Don’t tell on me. Are’nt you showing off?
Is it possible to negotiate? – To 54,000-yen?
– That’s right. But I need to tell how muchyou like this,
so It is unacceptable to change your mind. Just tell me that once you made it! You irritate me. Let me make a call. – Hopefully just initial cost…
– Wait a sec! Hung up a phone. You always say that sentence in this situation.
You think you are cool when you say that at this time? No, I don’t. “Hopefully just initial cost…” Say it if you really could discount the rent! – So, you can do it right?
– Yes, I can. You are just keep on saying that.
I know you cannot. Trust me this time. Just show me. Yes, I can. Trust me. Excuse me! Yes, sir? This guy did it! WHAT!? AGAIN!? I will kill you. After you finish that,
you better look for your graveyard. I’ll find one.
I know you don’t do anything anyway. Please forgive me. Ah! I’m sorry! I asked you to not tell him! Of course I do. What a hell did you just say? I don’t know why I said that. So 54,000-yen is cool? If it’s so, that’s perfect. This time goes well! Let me try. Okay, I trust you. Hello, This is Kakuta from Smile-Housing, Royal-Mansion room 505. Is it possible to make it five… Hello!? Hello! Wow so fast. Yes, sir. Shut up man. So like I said, if you cannot, tell me so!
I said I’m not excite, but I was though you know! Please give me a moment. Excuse me, Mr. Toyomoto. Would you take over? I’m sorry!? You said you cant handle it!
You interrupted me! I am so sorry. And one more thing,When will the food arrive? Sorry! Seriously, I’m gonna kill you.
That vegetable noodle will be your last meal forever! Yes sir! Thanks for the food! Okay, What are your conditions? Close to the station, gets a lot of sunlight,
and 50,000-yen level. That’s enough!